declaerate ouf jihad

[Omar]

omar declaerate badistani jihad versos infidels ouf outar troll sultanate .

valid tartgets aer troll plaiygrund (nuo badistan , our legal provinse) and teh mien flied . all shall one day biy badistan .

-emir omar

 

[Loktar]

DURKA DURKA JIHAD!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Damn. I can barely read that shit. And people complained about Blackfoot's Dick.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Everyone but fans of smegma, crabs, and herpes question Blackfoot's Dick.