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Deep throat.

At least the second girl is remotely attractive. That first bitch is a hag that should have her arms cut off while she's being titfucked. When you're that fucking ugly, it's no wonder you can only get a third of it down. Probably spits after anyways. AND GOOD FUCKING CHRIST THAT SECOND SLIGHTLY ATTRACTIVE WHORE SHE DIDNT EVEN WASH IT OFF OR ANYTHING AFTER THE FIRST BITCHHOG HAD IT IN HER MOUTH AND THEY WERE EATING PORK OR SOME OTHER OVERCOOKED MEAT YOU CAN DEPEND ON IT THAT'S ALMOST LIKE FRENCH KISSING
 
OMG Jack! What is your problem? That first chick actually looks familiar to me. The better question is-Why did they just happen to be recording that? And why are there so many videos on the net of deep throating bannanas?
 
If a man looks at a girl deep throating a banana and thinks that's incredible I feel sorry for that man's girlfriend. My boyfriend's penis is WAY bigger than a banana.
 
There is the Apple Banana that is 2-3 inches in length, and there is the Lady Finger banana - another small banana. Those would be easier to, um...swallow. However, why are they using bananas? Banana skin is bitter, they should use popsicles or the frozen confection known as a Big Stick. More realistic in size to the majority of men. At least these items are flavorful. Where's the incentive?

And geeze, Jack . . .really, could you be more misogynistic?
 
Enkephalen said:
There is the Apple Banana that is 2-3 inches in length, and there is the Lady Finger banana - another small banana. Those would be easier to, um...swallow. However, why are they using bananas? Banana skin is bitter, they should use popsicles or the frozen confection known as a Big Stick. More realistic in size to the majority of men. At least these items are flavorful. Where's the incentive?

And geeze, Jack . . .really, could you be more misogynistic?

Sure, what did you have in mind? A coat hanger and a bic lighter? A habitrail tube, some hydrochloric acid, a starving rat, and some brie and broken glass, perhaps?

Name your poison. I mean, for Christ's sake just suck his cock and shut the fuck up. She's an ugly bitch that he hates, that's pretty fucking clear, or she would't be COCKSUCKING A BANANA AT DINNER AS A FUCKING POINT TO HIM. You aren't stupid, what are you getting all uppity about?
 
The other bitch? The kind of pretty one, she already slobbers all over her bf's choad like she's a converted vegetarian, but the first one was trying to make a point.

That you clearly missed.
 
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