Defenseless Baby Up For Adoption

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

I appeal to the females out their to adopt me. I am quite helpless, and desire a good home to go to.
I don't bite and I am good. Plus I am cute. Please, please, fair ladies in cyberspace, adopt the poor waif i am. I also have income from the government.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I appeal to the females out their to adopt me. I am quite helpless, and desire a good home to go to.
I don't bite and I am good. Plus I am cute. Please, please, fair ladies in cyberspace, adopt the poor waif i am. I also have income from the government.

Find comfort in the wisdom of Bugsy Malone:



We could've been anything that we wanted to be
But don't it make your heart glad
That we decided, a fact we take pride in
We became the best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it
We're the very best at being bad guys

We're rotten to the core
And my congratulations no one likes you any more
Bad guys, we're the very worst
Each of us contemptible, we're criticised and cursed
We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
We took the easy way out
With little training, we mastered complaining
Manners seemed unnecessary
We're so rude, it's almost scary

We could've been anything that we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
With little practice, we made every black list
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad

 

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

Find comfort in the wisdom of Bugsy Malone:



We could've been anything that we wanted to be
But don't it make your heart glad
That we decided, a fact we take pride in
We became the best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it
We're the very best at being bad guys

We're rotten to the core
And my congratulations no one likes you any more
Bad guys, we're the very worst
Each of us contemptible, we're criticised and cursed
We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
We took the easy way out
With little training, we mastered complaining
Manners seemed unnecessary
We're so rude, it's almost scary

We could've been anything that we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
With little practice, we made every black list
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad

Yes, I agree. But i'm an infantalist and I need my mommy. I would worship her, love her, cherish her, bow down before her. I can't live without her, I am utterly incapable of being happy without her. In fact I would rasther go helter skelter on my OWN ass then face a lifetime mommy-less.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Yes, I agree. But i'm an infantalist and I need my mommy. I would worship her, love her, cherish her, bow down before her. I can't live without her, I am utterly incapable of being happy without her. In fact I would rasther go helter skelter on my OWN ass then face a lifetime mommy-less.

You have come here
in pursuit of
your deepest urge,
in pursuit of
that wish,
which till now
has been silent,
silent . . .
I have brought you,
that our passions
may fuse and merge -
in your mind
you've already
succumbed to me
dropped all defences
completely succumbed to me -
now you are here with me:
no second thoughts,
you've decided,
decided . . .
Past the point
of no return -
no backward glances:
the games we've played
till now are at
an end . . .
Past all thought
of "if" or "when" -
no use resisting:
abandon thought,
and let the dream
descend . . .
What raging fire
shall flood the soul?
What rich desire
unlocks its door?
What sweet seduction
lies before
us . . .?
Past the point
of no return,
the final threshold -
what warm,
unspoken secrets
will we learn?
Beyond the point
of no return . . .

 

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

Dude, I can't help it. It's like your str8 or gay and you need someone, right? Well so do I. But in my case I need a "mommy" figure. I can't be happy with a regular girlfriend. I need a women who knows how to take her little man in hand. I can't help how I feel. I bene this way since 12. So what am I supposed to do?
I would sacrafice my left testicle to have a mommy. I can't help it, when I see a beautiful woman I want her to talk baby talk to me and give me a bath and put me to bed. It drives me nuts, because I am without that special someone in my life.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Dude, I can't help it. It's like your str8 or gay and you need someone, right? Well so do I. But in my case I need a "mommy" figure. I can't be happy with a regular girlfriend. I need a women who knows how to take her little man in hand. I can't help how I feel. I bene this way since 12. So what am I supposed to do?
I would sacrafice my left testicle to have a mommy. I can't help it, when I see a beautiful woman I want her to talk baby talk to me and give me a bath and put me to bed. It drives me nuts, because I am without that special someone in my life.

Ever self-suck your own cock?

To me, Self sucking is simply a form of masturbation. It doesn't make you gay unless it's another man's dick.

The only thing wrong about doing it is if you rush and injure yourself. There is a risk that you can seriously injure your back of you don't use some caution. Unless you are naturally very flexible, you will have to make your body bend in ways that aren't exactly normal everyday positions, but that doesn't mean it can't be done if you take the time and work at it.

When I first started, I was 14 inches away, so you can definitely get there. I usually just lay on my bed-lift up my back and put my feet over my head. Only additional suggestions I have is to try it with a wall behind you, and use your feet against the wall to push off of to force your back to bend more. Also, try putting some pillows under your head and neck to prop your head up closer to your dick.

It takes practice... the younger you are when you start, the better. My advice is also to do it at night, when your body is most flexible - and don't eat anything before hand!

Trust me, it takes a bit of work... but it is possible to suck your own dick.


....


See; Mommy-Love and Self Sucking are on the same level of trolling. I believe there is a higher standard that doesn't preside upon a gimmick that hadn't time to develop properly.

Let's set a better standard, shall we people?

 

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

Ever self-suck your own cock?

To me, Self sucking is simply a form of masturbation. It doesn't make you gay unless it's another man's dick.

The only thing wrong about doing it is if you rush and injure yourself. There is a risk that you can seriously injure your back of you don't use some caution. Unless you are naturally very flexible, you will have to make your body bend in ways that aren't exactly normal everyday positions, but that doesn't mean it can't be done if you take the time and work at it.

When I first started, I was 14 inches away, so you can definitely get there. I usually just lay on my bed-lift up my back and put my feet over my head. Only additional suggestions I have is to try it with a wall behind you, and use your feet against the wall to push off of to force your back to bend more. Also, try putting some pillows under your head and neck to prop your head up closer to your dick.

It takes practice... the younger you are when you start, the better. My advice is also to do it at night, when your body is most flexible - and don't eat anything before hand!

Trust me, it takes a bit of work... but it is possible to suck your own dick.


....


See; Mommy-Love and Self Sucking are on the same level of trolling. I believe there is a higher standard that doesn't preside upon a gimmick that hadn't time to develop properly.

Let's set a better standard, shall we people?

I know what you think, Raffles but I am being for real. Now if ppl freak, oh well. I am just being 4 real, that's all/

 

[Lord Raffles]

I know what you think, Raffles but I am being for real. Now if ppl freak, oh well. I am just being 4 real, that's all/

Yes but I'm telling you that it's a little autistic to do something in the faith that it's funny, when it's not.

Break out of the basement.

Everyone's seen Jerry Springer now; no one finds this kitch worth mentioning now. We may aswell give reference to 19th Century Quaks that no one's ever heard of, nor do they need to now.

Head Master's Comment:

Could do better.