Define Troll Kingdom

[MessengerX]

Troll Kingdom is a forum for a group of internet friends who entertain each other over the internet. They write (funny?) stories about each other, make silly images, banners, the like.

A small subgroup of these people are 'Trolls,' who disrupt the enjoyment of the internet for others, for their own amusement.

These two groups know to stay away from each other. Unfortunately, the former and larger group is comprised of women and homosexuals who just want to chat (

). As such, little actual trolling goes on at TK (since the pseudo-mean-spirited banter of people such as Sarek and I shouldn't really count.) This is also reflected in the size of a TK invasion, where only a handful of actual trolls try to spread the good word of TK and draw in new members.

The only thing which unites the two is the fake ideal of free speech here. This is not to say that Troll Kingdom doesn't try to be a freedom of speech board.... but we know well that it hides behind that, because it sure as hell isn't a Troll board anymore....

What's your definition?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It's a board where I exchange the occasional PM with curiousa2z, learn a few things, keep a few things, guffaw at a few things, and admire many offhand and randomly vague pop culture references by some of the more witty and ridiculous members here.

Oh, and the massages (with happy endings) are to die for.

 

[Cloudy]

Forget it Jake.... it's Troll Kingdom.


it needs no explanation or justification....

 

[MessengerX]

Just the sort of responses I was expecting.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

When you expect things, you'll ALWAYS be disappointed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TK is a board that will GUT YOUR FATHER AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER WHILE HE WATCHES BLEEDING TO DEATH.

Also, recipes are swapped.

 

[jack]

Troll Kingdom is a metaphor for the centrifugal force that comprises gravity.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Troll Kingdom defies defining.

 

[eloisel]

Troll Kingdom - a place where I can post pictures of half-naked wet men - unless they are of a half-naked Fabio spread out on a rock or a hunk wearing nothing but seafoam, which Photobucket considers vulgar. It is a place where I can play pool in between calling certain dipshits various vulgarities because washing my hands is more pleasant than washing out my mouth with lye soap. Truthfully, if a trolled trollee responds in kind to a trolling troll without ramifications for either, has trolling transpired or is it just a pissing contest?

 

[Caitriona]

I've never understood the need to define and categorize things. TK is whatever you want it to be. That's what freedom is all about.

 

[starguard]

 

[MessengerX]

I've never understood the need to define and categorize things.

But that's what cognitive thinking is all about, Cait.

 

[BlazerBoy]

If there is one thing I think we both agree on, MX, its that very little cognitive thinking takes place on TK.

 

[Sarek]

I think I agree.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Was that a cognitive thought, Sarek?

 

[MessengerX]

Was that a cognitive thought, Sarek?

Leave him alone. He's a good guy.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm glad you think so.

 

[MessengerX]

You don't?

 

[Sarek]

Apparently not.

It's a day by day thing really.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I have no problem with Sarek. You shouldn't either, because if it weren't for people like me, him, and Conchaga, you'd get no attention at all, MX.

Your welcome.