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Denny Crane

Do yo' speak enny language thet non-gibberin' idiots kin unnerstan'? Yer post is an o'gy of stultifyin' cacophonous vahbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, an' an offense t'all of fine taste an' decency. Yo' amaze me! ah didn't reckon it was postible fo' one varmint t'postess sech a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! Fry mah hide! Clearly, th' full area of yer igno'ance is not yet mapped, cuss it all t' tarnation. We is presently only splorin' th' fringis of thet vast expanse. Readin' yer post makes blindness a wonnerful thin' t'look fo'ward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so li'l an' knows it so fluently." Yo' haf thet sartin nothin'. Truly, yer about as interestin' as watchin' a slug move slowly acrost a large rock. Shet mah mouth! Yer nastier than a five-dollar who'e gittin' a shit inema. Yer a waste of time, space, air, flesh, an' th' reckum yo' were born an' raised fum, retard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Mebbe yo''dn't be sech a Jerk-In-The-Box eff'n yo' didn't ett all them paint grits an' lead pencils when yo' were a kid; eff'n yer wasn't so fat thet when God said "Let thar be Light", he told yo' t'move yer fat ass outta th' way, o' eff'n yo' wasn't uglier than th' no'th-facin' ind of a south-boun' mule. No, come t'reckon of it, yo''d. To sum up: yer about as smart as yer rubber bow tie an' two lef' shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, hoof it curl back up in yer co'ner, an' corntinue chewin' on yer toenails.
 
Nope, I'd think of something better.

Oh! I see why you might have thought it was me or TQ, That location thing.
Sorry, didn't see that before.
 
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