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Desperate Men Hitting on Chicks: Part 2,054,456 - Facebook

Gagh

Gagh

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As some of you know, I invite anyone to be my 'friend' at Facebook with my second account. One of the benefits of having around 1800 'friends' so far, is looking at how desperate some people are to hit on chicks they know fuck all about.

I know - it happens all over the 'net, and it's probably in most bloke's biology, but this example made me laugh. This is the ONLY photo on this chick's account, and this is the only size it can be viewed at. What do you think of her, from this evidence?

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From that photo I'd say it's there's about an 80% chance that she's a centaur.
 
I WATN TO BE HER KENT TOO.
 
Ah yes, the world famous coupling, Barbie & Kent. I'm sure Lois and Ken will have something to say, though.
 
I wonder if any guy who's posted a message like that has ever had sex with the woman in question (or any woman)?
 
Wait wait wait, her name's Mel Brooks?
 
I like David Thomas's subtle "looking great!" He didn't bother with any of that Blind Date style rubbish.
 
I bet she has no legs.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I like David Thomas's subtle "looking great!" He didn't bother with any of that Blind Date style rubbish.
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That's because David Thomas is college educated.
 
The rest of them sound foreign. She should go with David.
 
That would be the logical choice.
 
Only Gagh can confirm whether David's all he's cracked up to be.
 
I recon shes the figurehead on the front of a ship, or a man.
 
Gagh said:
Ah yes, the world famous coupling, Barbie & Kent. I'm sure Lois and Ken will have something to say, though.
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He's from Panama, so he probably wants to drive his boat up her canal.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Only Gagh can confirm whether David's all he's cracked up to be.
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David Thomas isn't a friend of mine, but all you need to know is Segbroek College is in Den Haag, Netherlands. I would assume that he is there, because I think you have to have a valid & working college e-mail address to add a college as a network on FB.
 
ZOMG.
 
He's a better man than I.
 
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