CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Neighbours is widely agreed to have gone "down hill" lately. Who should be AXED to remedy the problem?
Karl and Susan: Clearly the best characters and actors, no matter which crap storyline they're given. At the moment Karl has grown a beard and wearing clothes made out of hemp and Susan is trying to murder his rooster. AND IT'S STILL THE BEST STORYLINE.
Harold: Just turns "evil" once every year or two for no apparent reason. How many more times can they do it without totally ruining his character? MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE.
Lou: He's the same as always, which is fine.
Janelle: Is good when she has a serious story and isn't doign the comedy "pissing in Karl's mailbox" type stuff.
Stieger: Bad actor, I get the feeling he isn't going to be a regular anyway.
Bree: Meh.
Stingray: One of the better young actors, all the "spiggin'" stuff is a bit annoying but makes sense for his character I GUESS. NO AUSTRALIA SPOILERS FIDDLEMIFF SOMEONE MIGHT NOT WANT TO KNOW OKAY.
Dylan: Awful actor, axe.
Elle: Skinny, bad actress. Axe.
Boyd: Utterly irdeemable prick, bad actor, axe.
Janae: Seems to be the "nice" one now and she's fit, keep.
Lolly: Bad actress, AXE.
Katya: Already axed I think so it doens't matter. Bad actress but quite fit and being with Ned all the time makes her acting look better at least.
Ned: A personification of everything that is wrong with Neighbours, the worst character and actor ever, AXE AXE AXE.
Toadie: He's still Toadie but he's a bit boring now, bring back Connor and the homo-eroticism.
Steph: Old looking, worn out, axe.
Max: I think he's leaving anyway.
Everyone in the former "house of trouser": It's actually impossible to keep track of who lives here. Will disappears and suddnely his brother is in the kitchen all the time. Does he live there? WHO KNOWS. And Fraser's brother sleeps in the bath tub or somthing? DOES CARMELLA LIVE THERE NOW!?"?HFGMb
Carmella and Rosie: Carmella is an awful actress and has the same stupid expression on her face all the time, Rosie isn't much better and not believable at all as a sex object, AXE AND AXE.
Frasier, his brother: Keep Fraser in case he says "fuck" again, axe the brother the big headed freak.
Pepper: Fit, keep, bad character though! Maybe axe.
Sky: Used to be one of the better actresses, is a bit weird now after months of terrible pregnancy related stories. Keep though.
Zeke: Keep for comedy value, but never give him more than three minutes screentime an episode.
Rachel: Kind of pointless now. UNLESS SHE STARTS AN SICK AFFAIR WITH TOADIE OR SOMETHING.
Paul Robinson: Ridiculous the way he switches from good to evil 18 times an episode, but he's still Paul FUCKING Robinson and the leg jokes are funny so keep.
Oscar Scully: BRING 'IM BACK!
Anna Paquin: Not a character in Neighbours.
Karl and Susan: Clearly the best characters and actors, no matter which crap storyline they're given. At the moment Karl has grown a beard and wearing clothes made out of hemp and Susan is trying to murder his rooster. AND IT'S STILL THE BEST STORYLINE.
Harold: Just turns "evil" once every year or two for no apparent reason. How many more times can they do it without totally ruining his character? MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE.
Lou: He's the same as always, which is fine.
Janelle: Is good when she has a serious story and isn't doign the comedy "pissing in Karl's mailbox" type stuff.
Stieger: Bad actor, I get the feeling he isn't going to be a regular anyway.
Bree: Meh.
Stingray: One of the better young actors, all the "spiggin'" stuff is a bit annoying but makes sense for his character I GUESS. NO AUSTRALIA SPOILERS FIDDLEMIFF SOMEONE MIGHT NOT WANT TO KNOW OKAY.
Dylan: Awful actor, axe.
Elle: Skinny, bad actress. Axe.
Boyd: Utterly irdeemable prick, bad actor, axe.
Janae: Seems to be the "nice" one now and she's fit, keep.
Lolly: Bad actress, AXE.
Katya: Already axed I think so it doens't matter. Bad actress but quite fit and being with Ned all the time makes her acting look better at least.
Ned: A personification of everything that is wrong with Neighbours, the worst character and actor ever, AXE AXE AXE.
Toadie: He's still Toadie but he's a bit boring now, bring back Connor and the homo-eroticism.
Steph: Old looking, worn out, axe.
Max: I think he's leaving anyway.
Everyone in the former "house of trouser": It's actually impossible to keep track of who lives here. Will disappears and suddnely his brother is in the kitchen all the time. Does he live there? WHO KNOWS. And Fraser's brother sleeps in the bath tub or somthing? DOES CARMELLA LIVE THERE NOW!?"?HFGMb
Carmella and Rosie: Carmella is an awful actress and has the same stupid expression on her face all the time, Rosie isn't much better and not believable at all as a sex object, AXE AND AXE.
Frasier, his brother: Keep Fraser in case he says "fuck" again, axe the brother the big headed freak.
Pepper: Fit, keep, bad character though! Maybe axe.
Sky: Used to be one of the better actresses, is a bit weird now after months of terrible pregnancy related stories. Keep though.
Zeke: Keep for comedy value, but never give him more than three minutes screentime an episode.
Rachel: Kind of pointless now. UNLESS SHE STARTS AN SICK AFFAIR WITH TOADIE OR SOMETHING.
Paul Robinson: Ridiculous the way he switches from good to evil 18 times an episode, but he's still Paul FUCKING Robinson and the leg jokes are funny so keep.
Oscar Scully: BRING 'IM BACK!
Anna Paquin: Not a character in Neighbours.
