CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
There's a new Defence Aginst the Dark Arts teacher.
Ron and Hermione "snog".
Harry and Ginny "have sex".
Dumbledore is reborn in Neville's body.
Neville is reborn in Buckbeak's body.
Hagrid rapes Buckbeak.
Neville/Buckbeak reports him to the Hitler Squad.
The Hitler Squad don't really exist.
At the end Harry wakes up aged 11 back under the stairs at the Dursley's house and says "it was all a dream!" then dies.
Ron and Hermione "snog".
Harry and Ginny "have sex".
Dumbledore is reborn in Neville's body.
Neville is reborn in Buckbeak's body.
Hagrid rapes Buckbeak.
Neville/Buckbeak reports him to the Hitler Squad.
The Hitler Squad don't really exist.
At the end Harry wakes up aged 11 back under the stairs at the Dursley's house and says "it was all a dream!" then dies.
