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Detective Dr Dave and the Case of The Last Onion

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Episode 1: In the end we all bleed the same color of onions.

Detective Dr Dave sat in his remote Cabin watching the news. It was a day like no other, at least thought Detective Dr Dave. He had semi retired from the detective business, as the criminals were not up to much. This however was about to change, and with it a new case!

The news Detective Dr Dave was watching had this breaking news report "At this hour a container ship off the state of Delaware has been destroyed, it contained onions bound for an eastern port, authorities are saying. It is not clear why the ship was destroyed, but this film shot from a near by sail boat shows a massive explosion..." the reporter was saying, as Detective Dr Dave's phone rang, only a select few had this number, so it must be important.

"This is Detective Dr Dave." he said into the phone

"Please hold for The Vice President..." said the female caller

To be continued...
 
Episode 2:"Good morning Mr.Vice President."

"Detective Dr Dave, this is Vice President Joe Biden." said Vice President Joe Biden

"Good morning Mr.Vice President." replied Detective Dr Dave

"I'm calling on a matter of the utmost urgency and a matter of national security, have you heard about the sinking of a ship full of onions of the cost of Delaware?" asked Vice President Joe Bien

"Indeed, it was just on the news. A terrible wast of onions. What can I do to help?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"Could you come to The White House and meet with me and my Domestic Terrorism team?" asked Vice President Joe Biden

"Of course Mr.Vice President, I am always willing to help." said Detective Dr Dave, whom surprisingly had never been to The White House before.

"Excellent, I will send a car for you in one hour." said Vice President Joe Biden

This would give time for Detective Dr Dave to consult his vast Onion file, and ponder meeting his second favorite Vice President (1st on ones that are alive), his favorite being Arron Burr.

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: Onions and explosives

While waiting for the car to pick him up, Detective Dr Dave read the vast file he had onions, and thought of his barn in the country that was full of various onions and onion related things. The latest data said that while not everybody enjoyed onions, nobody wanted them destroyed, not even Loktar who had gone mad after his breif stint as a detective with Cassie (a lady detective).

Nor were there any terrorists who, to his knowledge had onions as apart of their hatred of the west.

There was a knock at his door, and he assumed it would be a secret service agent, but it was not.

"MAPS!" said Bickendan

"Bick, this is unexpected...and why do you smell like onions and explosives?" replied Detective Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 4: Mental Break Downs and maps

"MAPS, CANT MAPS!" shouted Bick

"Calm down Bick. You're making less sense then the time Loktar drank a lighter fluid Margarita." repled Detective Dr Dave

Bick just sat there twitching before shouting "MAPS!" and handing Detective Dr Dave a piece of paper. The paper, which was torn and partually burnt appeared to be the inside of something, which appeared to be a structure.

"What is this a map of Bick?" asked Detective Dr Dave, who was beginning to be rather concerned with Bick's state.

"BOAT!" shouted Bick

As Detective Dr Dave pondered what this all meant, there was another knock at the door, for which surly must be the secret service, opening the door it was in fact not one of them, but none other then CaptainWacky

"Detective Dr Dave, you talented cat fan!" CaptainWacky

To be continued...
 
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