Did Osama fake his death to join the MF

[CaptainWacky]

YES HIM AND IDI THE ADMIN WILL SOON BE HAVING COCKTAILS IN THE SECRET FORUM

 

[Gagh]

BOLSLAMIC VON FLASH FOR NEW AL QAEDA LEADER

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK TONY BLAIR WILL TAKE OVER ONCE HE'S KICKED OUT NUMBER TEN

 

[Gagh]

blair will be fitted with CYBERNETIC enhancements to become ROBO-BLAIR, and start the NEW-CYBER party, which Shatna will mistake for a chatroom and attempt to log into their website only to be met by ROBO-BLAIR's official bodyguards, the PAINTED RED NANO-BOTS OF WORCESTER which are all the more threatening when backed up by the party's deputy leader B-2 WITH MENTALISTS PORN STASH UPLOADED TO HIS NEURAL NET. ROBO-BLAIR will go on to become the first party leader to jet into space using his own feet (as opposed to somebody else's).

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL SOUNDS BELIEVABLE AND THEN SHATNA GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND THE CLERK SAYS "SNOOCHY BOOCHES!" AND RAPES HIS CAT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL FOX NEWS CALLS HIM USAMA AND ACTS LIKE THEY'RE SMARTER FOR DOING IT LOL.

 

[Gagh]

lol fox news owned by rupert murdoch who perverts media to represent his own distorted views lol

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Typhoid 1, Terrorism 0!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

lol fox news owned by rupert murdoch who perverts media to represent his own distorted views lol

LOL AND AMERICANS TAKE IT IN LIKE ANGEL DUST THE IDIOTS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL HE OWNS SKY TOO, THAT'S WHY LOST IS ON CHANNEL FOUR

 

[Loktar]

LOL AND AMERICANS TAKE IT IN LIKE ANGEL DUST THE IDIOTS LOL

*snort*