Did they actually show this on tv?

[CaptainWacky]

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Is this what FAMILY VIEWING has come to?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh come on, that's just a couple of socks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dermot: LOOK AT YOUR DAD'S HARD COCK THERE, GIRLS!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Who are those chicks? They are freaking HOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

The judges are Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole. The girls backstage are erection man's daughters.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cheryl Cole is currently single, while Danni Minogue is having a robot baby.

 

[Gagh]

Cheryl Cole is currently being Cheryl Tweedy, until another footballer fucks her.

 

[Blindgroping]

He needs to say Val Venus's line.

"Hellll-o, Ladies"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Tweedy" is a really bad name, she should use something else.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd just keep using Cole, if I were her. There's only so many times she can change her name before the X-Factor starts getting as confusing as the "who the fuck is who?!" game on Lonaf.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about "Sexcake"?