Did you cry when Princess Diana died?

[CaptainWacky]

If so WHY? You IDIOT.

 

[Mentalist]

I cried. I was woken up at four in the fucking morning and I was dreaming of hardcore sex with girls in my class.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who woke you up? Were people running about the streets screaming "DIANA'S DEAD, BURN THE CAT!"?

 

[Mentalist]

Chinky Sy woke me up, he phoned me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should have had some consideration.

 

[Mentalist]

Chinky Sy never has any consideration for anybody. But he's a good mate.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

NO! For a decent person she was I am American and so it was no concern for me.

But its sad a nice woman like her perished when it should have been that asshole Charles and Mule Camilla.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEah, Diana was better looking than Camilla so that means she was a better person. I agree with your logic.

 

[Mentalist]

For a decent person she was I am American and so it was no concern for me

That hurt my brain to read.

 

[Mentalist]

YEah, Diana was better looking than Camilla so that means she was a better person. I agree with your logic.

Its a fair point.

 

[Laker_Girl]

As I recall I was eating a quesadilla at Applebee's when I overheard someone say that Princess Diana died. I did not cry until I saw the note from Prince Harry on her casket.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Why oh why did she die!

 

[Mentalist]

Because her car hit a wall at about 130 miles an hour.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

as she was being chased by paperazzi

 

[Mentalist]

I ordered a Paparazzi at an Italian restaurant once, nobody laughed.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, I could care less, we all die, what is it to me that some rich bitch died it's not like she ever did anything good for anyone in that big castle of hers!

 

[Mentalist]

She was a humanitarian. Plus her life was fucking harsh.. Not from a monetary pov but still...

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

she helped alot of kids and people and such. Unlike that withered up wench Queen Elizabeth.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

So if anyone deserves to die its that withered up old skag.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm not a Royalist but Elizabeth is a good Queen.