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Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
That there is absolutely nothing on television at 10:00PM on Sunday night?! I s'pose I could go to bed but then I'll wake up at like 4:30AM and I'm not old enough to be up that early.
 
That's why the sweet baby Jesus invented DVDs. And Porn. And Porn DVDs.
 
I had the Emmys and the end of a heartbreaking Red Sox/Yanks game on my plate. Plus one of the Futuramas on Adult Swim was one that I'd only seen 30 times instead of 60.
 
I have a New DS Lite I can play. But Porn DVD's sound much better! How come there are no Porn DS games?! :D
 
I think I ended up watching Eco Tech on teh Science channel.

OH and BB sucked donkey balls last night, if I'd known it was just going to be a recap show I'd have skipped it. For some reason I thought they'd show the jury questions. I don't know why I thought that but I have a short memory for how things happened in previous seasons.
 
I was disgusted to see that it was a recap show THAT DIDNT SHOW ANY COMPETITIONS OR EVICTIONS. All it showed was was Dick and Dani in the house, saying OBVIOUSLY SCRIPTED snarky things, making fun of all the other evicted HGs, and then clips of the other HGs looking like freaks and losers (which wasn't too hard, but still).

I really hate the Donatos even more now. The only reason I'm watching the finale Tuesday is to see Eric reveal the America's Player twist. During which I'm sure Dick will be obnoxious and try to steal the spotlight.

Next year better have better houseguests than this, or it's over.
 
YOUR BB SUCKED TOO?
 
Yeah, the "twists" they added this year pretty much ruined the game, although the real problem was in the people they cast. They were either shallow people looking for 15 minutes of fame, or geeky rabid BB fans, or just plain freaks that BB must not have checked too thoroughly.

And the loudmouthed abusive bastard (Dick) and his whiny brat estranged daughter (Daniele) kept getting lucky and winning competitions, and are the final 2. So it doesn't really matter which one wins now.
 
Most of them seemed to have an odd amount of knowledge about BB this year. They rattled off stuff about previous seasons that I would have forgotten the moment I saw. It was weird.

The cast sucked.
The twist sucked.
Julie Chen sucked.
IT ALL SUCKED.
 
Sound familiar, right down to putting family members in together...
 
Cassie said:
Most of them seemed to have an odd amount of knowledge about BB this year. They rattled off stuff about previous seasons that I would have forgotten the moment I saw. It was weird.

The cast sucked.
The twist sucked.
Julie Chen sucked.
IT ALL SUCKED.

To be fair, Julie Chen always sucks. Unfortuntely one could complain, complain, complain but Ms. Chen married to the head of CBS programming.

I was so uninterested in this year's BB, that's how I know it sucked right from the start. I tried, I honestly tried but I just hated so many players right from the get go that it wasn't worth my time. The only player I liked was Eric.
 
Her hair doesn't move... actually nothing moves but her mouth. I think she's a robot.
 
Everyone on the Internets™ calls her the Chenbot. She is stiff and can't ad-lib, and usually flubs whatever is right in front of her on the teleprompter. She couldn't be funny if she tried. A slip on a banana peel would look tragic.

She got her job the Mariah Carey way -- marry the head of the company for job security.
 
Eggs did you actually watch the Emmys?
 
Yeah. What can I say? I'm a geek. I like game shows and award shows.

Ryan Seacrest is a classless, talentless clod. Why/how he makes any money at all in this business is a mystery to me. Plus he's a closet queen. And I hope he stays there. I sure as hell wouldn't want him speaking for ME.
 
I will never get award shows, its nothing but people wanking over how good they are, one can watch gay porn i would think (with the sound off) and get more enjoyment out of it (if ones into that kinda thing).
 
Dr Dave said:
I will never get award shows, its nothing but people wanking over how good they are, one can watch gay porn i would think (with the sound off) and get more enjoyment out of it (if ones into that kinda thing).
Umm, I'd agree to that even without the irony. ;)

But it's nice to see people who entertain you getting some love and respect for what they do. It was great seeing America Ferrara get an Emmy for Ugly Betty over all those veterans in her category. Also James Spader winning for Boston Legal over all the usual 'tough guys' in the Drama category.

30 Rock winning Best Comedy was a joke though. Lorne Michaels must have called in some serious favors for that one.
 
I guess I don't see what is so good about it, especially with how long and just so very lame award shows seem to me. If any award show is more relevant, it would be the Peoples Choice awards. I mean really what does it matter if they are getting love from other Hollywood types, their bread & butter comes from the public.

If they really wanted to, they could get an award show down in an hr or so, ya think they could anyway.

Yeah I heard 30 Rock won, didn't it get canceled?
 
I watched part of the Emmy's, but I only wanted to see if Robot Chicken won.
 
Why watch part of the Emmy's when you can check the internets the next day and find out the same information?
 
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