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Dire DLA style warning

Sargeras

Sargeras

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I, Sargeras TAFKA Chadarnook, have decided to take full control of the DLA. I was after all one of the founding members of the "council"after all.

It probably wouldn't have lasted as long as it should have with everyone getting so worked up about it. Maybe if you people just had a good laugh instead of letting yourselves getting so worked up over karma.

Any DLA members who do not submit to me are not DLA any longer.

"No, you have my voice."
 
I used to drink so much Mountain Dew you could not differentiate between the color of green Dew and my pee.

Now, I drink Code Red. I'd be really worried if the same was true.
 
It was about a "main" account being ignored until he became an apocalyptic type dual, where he got the attentioned he craved.

Not much more than that.
 
Apparently, I have to spread some TKarma around before I can give it to Jack again.

Sorry, Jack. Funny about the foreskin, though.
 
Relics of Christ or the Virgin Mary were always extremely valuable and included items such as the milk of the Virgin Mary, the teeth, hair, and blood of Christ, pieces of the Cross, and samples of the linen Christ was wrapped in as an infant. The monks of Charrox even claimed to possess Christ's foreskin, cut off during his circumcision. But this claim faced a challenge from a rival foreskin of Christ displayed in the church of Joannes Lateranensis in Rome.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Relics of Christ or the Virgin Mary were always extremely valuable and included items such as the milk of the Virgin Mary, the teeth, hair, and blood of Christ, pieces of the Cross, and samples of the linen Christ was wrapped in as an infant. The monks of Charrox even claimed to possess Christ's foreskin, cut off during his circumcision. But this claim faced a challenge from a rival foreskin of Christ displayed in the church of Joannes Lateranensis in Rome.
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That's a pretty long-drawn out way of explaining to everyone that you are a cunt.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Lord Raffles? Where's Lord Bingo, Lord Shuffleboard, and Lady Carny Barker?
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They're out the back playing 'Call me Cunt' with Raffles himself.
 
Sargeras thinks it's necessary. I can see his nipples poking through the rough fabric of his sweater in anticipation.
 
I never knew he was even 'DLA' until this thread, so it was inevitable to see the red after that.
 
Ah. I've been away for a few weeks. Is red the "official" color for the DLA team now?

Can't we just do 'shirts' and 'skins?'

The DLA can be shirts. Me, and the sexy bitches of TK can be skins.
 
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