Dirk

[jack]

We must help you with your aversion of tattoos on pretty girls. I bet yours has none. Mine too.. Because of the level at which I respect you, it limits me in the redhead thread in particular.

I do understand it though.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Is that why you like ketchup instead of mustard or A1 steaksauce?

 

[Dirk Funk]

We must help you with your aversion of tattoos on pretty girls. I bet yours has none. Mine too.. Because of the level at which I respect you, it limits me in the redhead thread in particular.

I do understand it though.

Sorry, I haven't been around much. Tattoos have always been a major turn off for me. Hard to explain why. Maybe because the idea of someone covering themselves in permanent graffiti is repulsive to me. No, my wife doesn't have any, and I certainly don't. Just chalk it up to one of my many neuroses.

 

[Seph]

Tell your wife to get Dirk n Jerk tattooed on her clitoris.