The Question
Eternal
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from
my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still
until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he
brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And
as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror
possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are
these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These
are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You
see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them
it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched
in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers
and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have
a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn
you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still
until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he
brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And
as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror
possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are
these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These
are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You
see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them
it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched
in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers
and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have
a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn
you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
