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Do any of you go to Church?

Rov_is_a_Fag

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If you don't.........you should. It is always a positive thing to get in touch with your spirituality.

Take me.........I decided to go back to church because I figured.....What is one hour out of a 168 hour week. If anything, you meet new people.
 
I am going to a NON-denominational church too!!! They have a band and everything!!! Anything goes except for orgys and threesomes. I also enrolled in a prayer class cause I really suck at praying.
 
Rov_is_a_Fag said:
If you don't.........you should. It is always a positive thing to get in touch with your spirituality.

Take me.........I decided to go back to church because I figured.....What is one hour out of a 168 hour week. If anything, you meet new people.

Are you kidding me?

With all the things you've been doing in life, you'd probably burst into flames if you went up in there.
 
I used to go. But not anymore. Not cause of "losing faith" or whatever. The place I went wasn't the place for me anymore. It closed shortly after. I plan on going back somewhere, someday.
 
starguard said:
Are you kidding me?

With all the things you've been doing in life, you'd probably burst into flames if you went up in there.


Yes.........yes!! I have already repented for my criminal records and everything. Their motto is come as you are but leave with a boyfriend if you can find a decent one, it beats match.com.
 
I gave up religion when I decided I would not do well as a Nun. The most important tenet for a good Nun is obedience. I just never could do that very well.
 
I don't go to church. For some reason, whenever I see one of those places, I go into spasms, my head spins completely around, and I spew pea soup - which I've never eaten in my entire life so I don't know where the hell it is coming from. But, yuck, so I just skip the church part and go straight to the dinner out afterwards part.
 
Rov_is_a_Fag said:
I'm thinking it will be a good place to meet a new boyfriend.
I don't want one...I'm not gay.
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Churches are predominantly based on fear, not faith, deny the gospel of Jesus Christ, and teach silly shit that does not match what the bible clearly contains.

Case in point: Genesis being creation. Everyone "knows" what Genesis says, but they've never read it and always get it wrong.

Why bother to go?

The Jehovah's Witnesses up here in Montana are into wife-swapping. I guess women are viewed a bit like good, used trucks.
 
I think it is a personal choice. If I choose to go, I don't feel everyone else should go too. If they choose to do so, good for them. If they choose not to, its the decision they have made.
 
Church is a good place to pick up horny sluts, some cocaine and some wine and you can fuck all the hot ones. Crackhead mormon bitches fuck like bunnies. I know.

I will go to church when Im old and ready to die. I want to die with a hot babe bouncing on my dick!
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Case in point: Genesis being creation. Everyone "knows" what Genesis says, but they've never read it and always get it wrong.

True...not many people actually READ the Bible. We were given brains to ponder (see my sig), not to blindly take other's word for it.

Eden was the awakening of free will, the greatest gift (for then were were truly "In His Image" spiritually) and curse ("the Fall") of humanity. It's NOT about a lot of the side-track "creationism". But it's easier to quibble about semantics than to read "You have a choice, and God will let you fuck up" and take responsibility for one's spirituality, not to mention obedience.

I go to a church that emphasizes STUDY of the Bible, not blind recitation or canned weekly sermons from Willow Creek.

And they don't care if I spank my wife. :D
-SB
 
Actually, I have read the "Bible", cover to cover, more than a few times. Each time, I read it with new lenses in place. Genesis, appropriately, begins with the creation theory. In the beginning, God created, he liked what he had done, he gave Adam power over all he surveyed to name the beasts of the field, to enslave them, to slay them, to eat them. He made Adam a wife, Eve, and they had two sons. Eve talked Adam into having a little fruit snack which got them pitched out of the best place in the world. Then, some chick from the Land of Nod came out of nowhere. One brother killed the other, which was a no-no. Sons of God came down, found the daughters of man sexy and mated with them. God found the offspring of that mating, the Titans, loathsome, and the world wicked so he drowned it. Killed everything but what Noah in his boat of shittam wood could save. God felt bad about that afterwards. He made a pact with human kind that he would never drown the world again. The symbol of that pact is the rainbow. Of course, other horrors have and will beset us, but we won't be drowned again. Of course, I take into account that this is text "inspired by god", not necessarily the absolute truth, and akin it to the story about the blind men and the elephant.
 
There's more that speaks to the validity of the existing scripture as inspired than there is to argue against it.

The very idea of the "Q" document escapes most people except those who understand the idiosyncracies of honest reporting rather than intent to indoctrinate.

That's gibberish to most, but it says that I cannot do other than accept the scripture as divinely inspired and accurate. To do otherwise is illogical.

But as to church... I find them all to be filled and led by pharisees. Fuck the churches.
 
I also akin it to my dogs' reactions when they hear a train go by. We live a few miles from the railroad but every now and then a passing train can be felt and heard at my place. The dogs have never actually seen a train but they feel the rumble in the earth and hear the blaring horn at the two crossings closest to us. They howl and behave excitedly. I wonder what they think that is that they are reacting to - perhaps some big dog god, or a cat demon. Perhaps they think it is something they want to fight even though they know it has got to be huge. Maybe they even think it is a passing comet that will take them someplace grand where chew toys and easy to open cans of dog food are everywhere.
 
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