CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Or are we just mocking them at Halloween?
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Do children actually like nuts?
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Folces Weard
I always liked those weird ones with the almond and the fake coconut flavoring.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
What about if they're just allergic to nuts?
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^yeah, because nuts are forbidden in the schools now, I shell out the choccies with the FORBIDDEN NUTS symbol on 'em. Having to resucitate the little beggers will cut into my make-up time!
Should get about a 100 kids tonight.
just taking a spam break before finishing up the decorations for the adult party later. Am going to try that werewolf face the woman did on Youtube...if it turns out half decently will post pix tomorrow.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN MFers!
Should get about a 100 kids tonight.
just taking a spam break before finishing up the decorations for the adult party later. Am going to try that werewolf face the woman did on Youtube...if it turns out half decently will post pix tomorrow.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN MFers!
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Cool. I'm dressing up as a Geico Caveman. Heading to a party in a few minutes. Sucks that its raining though. Be back tommorrow morning.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Hardly any kids came round this year. MORE SWEETS FOR ME.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Came back tonight.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
we actually ran out and there were no treats for us. (and I bought a bag of 110 choccies)
AREN'T THE LITTTLE BASTARDS SCARED OF H1N1?
AREN'T THE LITTTLE BASTARDS SCARED OF H1N1?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Thats just stupid.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^I guess they're afraid of lawsuits if the allergic kids swell up and die from being near a peanut butter sammich.
WillsZenith
a treat for missmanners
Kids like nuts, but if you dont hide them in the bag deep enough, you end up on the sex offenders list...
tru story that...
tru story that...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Baldrick hides in the vegetable rack at parties to scare children.
Love Child
One Love
My night ended far too early, I went to a dance/haunted house live band it was lots of fun. And yes that is a parrot on my head! Woo Hoo!
schrodinger_hated_cats
Banned User
I give the good full-sized candy bars out to the White kids who actually do it right... play scared when they step up to my "haunted porch"; say 'Trick or treat!' when they ask for candy; wear something that actually looks like a real costume (ESPECIALLY a cleverly-done homemade creation), you know...
The niggers and the beaners only get an old Jolly Rancher or a leftover candy cane from 3 Christmases ago-- if I even bother to open the door. Screw 'em-- they get enough free crap from my tax dollars anyway, especially the little anchor babies. Their mamas can buy better candy with their food stamps than I can after I pay money for my own groceries. :rant:
The upside is, I have lots of big ol' chocolate bars here to keep me company. :rofl:
The niggers and the beaners only get an old Jolly Rancher or a leftover candy cane from 3 Christmases ago-- if I even bother to open the door. Screw 'em-- they get enough free crap from my tax dollars anyway, especially the little anchor babies. Their mamas can buy better candy with their food stamps than I can after I pay money for my own groceries. :rant:
The upside is, I have lots of big ol' chocolate bars here to keep me company. :rofl:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What if a black child and a white child came together?