Do Ninjas lurk in the Mine Field?

[Gagh]

I sense the feeling I'm being watched...

 

[Cassie]

They will flip out and kill all of us!

 

[Hambil]

That's no Ninjas, it's the shower cam I had installed.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

SusyQ could be right here WATCHING US

 

[Gagh]

Does SusyQ run on petrol?

 

[whisky]

If there were ninjas here, they wouldn't make their presence known.

If you can tell a ninja is there, they aren't a very good one.

 

[Gagh]

How do you know? We could have all been killed by Ninjas countless times, with other ninjas hijacking our accounts gradually, until only you are left, posting with ninjas who are planning the grandest ninja-kill of them all?

(I hope I haven't given my plan away).

 

[whisky]

Only time will tell

 

[CaptainWacky]

HELLO Y'ALL I'M CAPTAINWACKY TALKING IN A TOTALLY NATURAL WAY, HOOT HOOT!

 

[whisky]

Katanga

 

[Kitty]

Did Wacky always carry a katana?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are we firing torpedos?

 

[Gagh]

Chocolate Torpedos.

 

[Dr Dave]

All hands to battle axe stations!

 

[Gagh]

Wacky's AXE is not to be sullied in such a filthy manner!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You call this finding a diplomatic solution?

 

[Cassie]

I will use my body to shield you all from the chocolate torpedoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will take the ring to Mordor. Although, I do not know the way.

 

[curiousa2z]

*sings in an annoying Munchkin voice*:

Follow the Chocolatey Road!
Follow the chocolately road!
follow the
follow the
Follow the Chocolatey Road!