DO NOT READ THIS THREAD! JUST DON'T.

[Volpone]

I warned you.

I don't know what got me thinking about it, but I realized that, thanks to Rogue One, they have a VR Leia. True, she's about 6 years too young, but it seems like it wouldn't be that much to have a VR Slavegirl Leia. That, some goggles, and a Fleshlight...

Of course if Disney pusses out and doesn't do it, maybe the RealDoll people will make me a Slavegirl Leia. Mmm...Uncanny Valley....

 

[Dershocka]

I want a real doll of the fat chick with six boobs in Jabba's palace.

 

[Loktar]

I want a real doll of Greedo. So we can find out who "shot" first.

(Just kidding)

 

[Dershocka]

He does have a fleshlight for a mouth.

 

[Cassie]

You could just cut the end off a can of biscuits and stick your dick in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or have a gay gang bang but shout "I'm thinking about a girl!" in case anybody sees you.

 

[Volpone]

You could just cut the end off a can of biscuits and stick your dick in it.

I feel like some microwaving would be in order, but don't want to do the scientific research to find the optimal time/power setting.

OOH! OOH! Not biscuits! Cinnamon Rolls. Because Leia hair.

 

[Loktar]

I feel like some microwaving would be in order, but don't want to do the scientific research to find the optimal time/power setting.

OOH! OOH! Not biscuits! Cinnamon Rolls. Because Leia hair.

And I could I could provide the DIY frosting.