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Do you lose your ability to taste salt as you get older?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is that a thing?
 
I hope not. I'm drawn to salty flavors. Some people have a sweet tooth, I have a savory tooth.
 
I notice my old people like to put lots of salt on their food.
 
I wish I'd lose my ability to taste super spicy foods as I got older. My ass it burns!
 
Same with Heroin
 
Maybe they've just made salt less salty, like how they've made all the chocolate bars smaller because of Brexit.
 
Get a salt lick.
 
Once you pop,you can't stop!
 
One time, I penised this dame's vagina, and she remarked to me that I am slightly salty. I suppose she was not old.
 
What's the point of getting old.
 
Well, if you get sufficiently old, eventually the Refrigerator Light comes on, a cosmic voice goes, "Yeugh! How long has that been IN there?!" and a big hand scoops you out of the universe and drops you in the bin.
 
But your crotch becomes useless too.
 
You do understand the efficiency ratings of major appliances! USEFUL
 
But you don't trust online reviews anymore.
 
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