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do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I compromise (Big Brother contestants)
 
Neither.
 
You don't wank? Or you wank over anime characters?
 
I can only wank to pron, OR to realistic situations.

Odd dichotomy, because those are kind of the far ends of the fantasy spectrum. Either I'm getting a double bj from superhot chicks, or awkwardly banging one of my kids' friends' slightly-overweight mothers in the back of a minivan.
 
I masterbate over women I've actually fucked.
 
What's "masturbating"
 
I wank furiously over illustrated junior editions of the Bible.
 
Where on the female body is the "minivan"?
 
I think you call it "the boot" over there.
 
Do twink porn performers qualify as celebrities? Other than Brent Corrigan?
 
I don't wank over any celebs.
 
I don't know what normal non high functioning autism people do. I'm not into porn. I had to develop my sexuality from scratch. EXCUESE ME if it's warped.
 
Captain Kirk, Memphis (BB10 US), CaptainWacky, and Grizzly Adams.
 
HITLER HITLER THE JEWS?
 
Only the ones with long beards and that little block of wood on their foreheads.
 
What about second breakfast?
 
Gypsies.
 
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no discrimination here. I pet the dog to both.
 
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