Do you think 3PO ever tried on Padme or Leia's dresses...

[CaptainWacky]

While they were out, and danced around their bedroom singing "la la la, I'm such a pretty girl!" and R2 rolled in and caught him and laughbeeped?

Because I don't.

 

[Further]

Man everyone's always picking on C3PO just cause he acts like a fag all the time. Well it's not his fault, it's the homosexual who programed him. He's the one dancing around in Padme's underwear. Blame him. Just like homogays should blame their parents for their broken genes.

Oh and you know what would be pretty hot, Natalie Portman and young Carrie Fisher in her Jaba the Hut slave outfit making out.

 

[Further]

Good god I take it back. Just saw a picture of Carrie Fisher on Wiki. Young hotness can never make up for this:

She turned into a fucking Ewok.

 

[FBI parte due]

I COVVERED THAT JOKE LITTERALLY 7 MONTHS AGO SOOOOOO STEP OFF U BUMBACLAART

 

[Dr Dave]

While they were out, and danced around their bedroom singing "la la la, I'm such a pretty girl!" and R2 rolled in and caught him and laughbeeped?

Because I don't.

I do.

I also think he sang showtunes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How would he know showtunes.

 

[Yub]

He's know the showtunes of a galaxy far far away. They'd have musical theatre, they have equivalents of opera and jazz.

 

[Dr Dave]

How would he know showtunes.

It either got it programmed into him or he learned about it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

do you think R2 ever lubed himself up and flew up an alien's space vagina

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, yes I do.

In fact I think he did it a lot, the randy little bastard.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think that's a given.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Huh

 

[wizard of ooze]

:rofl::rofl: You know I'll never watch star wars in quite the same light again

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

He's know the showtunes of a galaxy far far away. They'd have musical theatre, they have equivalents of opera and jazz.

Well, they had Bea Arthur, so this is definitely true.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mark Hamill sang & danced on Broadway in Harrigan 'n Hart in 1985.

Unfortunately the show was awful and it quickly closed.

I think this is what caused him to turn into The Joker.

 

[whisky]

He should have been in Hart to Hart, that would have been murda.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO IT FOR YODA WHILE WE GET OUR GUEST A SODA

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I really miss Bea Arthur. She was one hot piece of ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Deadpool agrees.