Do you think Bail Organa was Luke and Leia's REAL dad?

[CaptainWacky]

All those times Ani was away fighting in the Clone Wars, a lonely Padme turns to the handsome Bail Organa for comfort after a long sweaty day battling it out in the Senata...

 

[The Tomtrek]

Well no because of how Luke does look sort of like Anakin and there's the whole Force thing.

But that doesn't mean that Bail wasn't totally nailing Padmé.

In a threesome with his aide.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd Retrac that!

 

[The Tomtrek]

His wife wasn't bad, either!

BAIL "PIMP" ORGANA.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

OMG Leia's mother!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think he could have gotten off of Alderaan somehow?

 

[The Tomtrek]

He travelled in space and time to become friends with Dexter.

 

[The Question]

His wife wasn't bad, either!

BAIL "PIMP" ORGANA.

I'd bang her like a screen door.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Very beautiful, but very sad.