Do you think if I do NOTHING in this life God will give me another?

[CaptainWacky]

Will the fictional diety accept that I've wasted this life and deserve a "do-over" and therefore give me another shot? YES, I think that's LIKELY to happen given all I know about the nature of existence and I look forward to it. OF COURSE it requieres I do NOTHING ELSE for the rest of my life so I'm off to sit in a dark room YOU SHITS.









Gwen: Okay, lad! 'ere, Rhys, stop being a skinny little prick you shitstain...it worked!

Jack: GREAt.

Gwen: So are you going to wish Ianto back into human?

Jack: ...not yet.



THE ENDDo

 

[Cassie]

Maybe your life isn't wasted, MAYBE you've brought joy to many people.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOLOL.

 

[Blindgroping]

Each time you fail and "do it over", the next one is harder.
Be easy on yourself and do it right the first time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

that doesn't seem like an effecient system