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Do you think Keira has been corrupted by her fame yet?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I sure hope so!
 
I wonder how many dildos she owns.
 
YES! She probably has about 28 of them and talks about them with her "girlfriends" then snorts in disgust when a young man at a nearby table looks over. And she's a cokehead. And she's nasty to her servants. And she would never date a black. HOT.
 
She can do what she likes as long as she never has a relationship with Orlando Bloom because they just understand eachother because they are filming buddies and they both know the pressure of being famous and beautiful and they are both so funny LOL.

They're probably having sex right now!
 
She's probabyl fucked all her leading men and some of her leading ladies and maybe even HER OWN MOTHER.
 
Didn't she do an underage nude/sex scene?
 
She's a devious sex pot on legs and pans?1
 
Mentalist said:
Yes.
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I think that's what turns Wacky on most of all.
 
Preaching to the choir here, d00d.
 
Underage (APPARENTLY) topless scene and yes that was the first sign of the delicious wickedness that lives inside her black heart.
 
She was on the cusp of 16 years old. It's not a big deal.

She is a hero to me though, many, many girls - Kelly Osbourne NOT included could learn from her shameless nudity.

*cough* Emma *cough*


Anyone got some Benylin?
 
Emma's about the age Keira was when the "incident" took place...but sadly I think she has a soul.
 
THE BITCH.
 
A lot of talk about souls and evil today...IS TODAY THE DAY THAT SATAN COMES TO THE MEIN FIELD?

He'd better be able to keep up, that's all I can say.

BTW CONGRATS TO KEIRA ON HER GOLDEN GLOBES GETTING NOMINATED FOR...SOMETHING.
 
I really want to make a movie where the anti-christ and the second coming of Christ are born into two girls (Natalie and Keira) and you don't know which is evil until the end of the first act where Keira slaughters her whole family and says "I'M EVIL" and in the end Keira wins and rules the Earth for a thousand years but it flashes forward to a thousand years int he future and Natalie kills her and this read exactly like a Jayson post doesn't it?
 
I remember that masturbation fantasy.
 
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