DOBTER WABR WANING!?!!!

[Fuddlemiff]

iEUIOAN'S TALKING ABOUT ANUSES AGAIN

 

[The Tomtrek]

Again?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY O-O-O-O-OWN

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT SONG HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Are you a demented Welsh boy who's been head boy twice?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you know that Glyn was shouting "DEATH TO THE ENGLISH!" in Welsh when he left the house?

(You dind't, because I just made it up.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wouldn't surprise me.

I hate Glyn. Have I mentioned that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hated him for a while and ended up liking him for reasons nobody knows.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am happy to report that even tho that song has been quoted repeatedly lately, it has NOT entered my head.

MY POWERS ARE AWESOME!!!

 

[Cassie]

And here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever kown
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

Well it's lodged in my head!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKED THE WAY GLYN WOULD FALL OVER HIS OWN FEET

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I LIKED IT WHEN HE HAD HIS HAND PERMANENTLY LODGED UP HIS ARMPIT, APPARENTLY TRYING TO FIND HIS BRAIN

ALSO IT WAS NICE WHEN HE'D WALK AROUND IN HIS BOXERS WITH ONE HAND IN FRONT OF HIS COCK AND THEN HE'D TOUCH SOMEONE WITH HIS HAND

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COME AND GET IT!!!! COME AND GET IT!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!
You have pressed 6...9
69!

WE GET THE JOKE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

69 was his favourite position while lying half way up a mountain, looking at the stars above, imagining he was getting laid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And why did those girls he had up on the mountain (even if they were just in his mind) look like anyway if LEA is the best lookig woman he's ever seen? NOT GOOD, IS THE POINT I'M DRIVING AT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And they must've been proper cunts, constantly throwing drinks over him and saying he had a small willy to his friends, since Grace is the nicest girl he's ever met.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Grace has hypnotic eyes, like a squirrel (with hypnotic eyes.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, I hear she likes nuts like a squirrel too.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's nuts as in testicles, of course. She wouldn't degrade herself by posing for Nuts the magazine.

P.S. "want Grace? turn the page!"