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Doctor Who in not cancelled for football shocker

whisky

whisky

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On any sec
 
It was a good episode except I didn't get why the Face of Boe and the cat actually needed the Doctor. The face saved the city by dying so why couldn't it have just done that anytime? All the doctor did was rearrange some pipes or something.
 
He needed to tell the Doctor he wasnt alone first, since saving the city would kill him, and he couldnt let the secret die with him.
 
He could have just written it down!
 
That's just how Russel T. Davies finishes his scripts. I'd imagine he just has an 'howtoendanepisode.txt.' that he just copy/pastes into all of his scripts:

The Doctor runs around a bit, buzzes his sonic screwdriver, and some panels explode. The plot is now finished.

Some random extras [played by bad English actors]: HEY ALSO WE'RE GAY!
 
And really, of all the old aliens to bring back, they chose THE MACRA?!

Macra.jpg
 
How could he resist crabs?

At least he didnt make them genital.
 
Wait a minute, THAT WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO KITTENS!?
 
Yeah, and according to Dr.Who Confidential one of them said "mama". They went to so much trouble and I didn't even notice.

I rolled my eyes till I had a headache when those old grannies turned out to be lezzers. For fuck's sake, can't he let one episode go by where everyone's straight, or maybe NOBODY GOES ON ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S THE FUTURE AND IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL?!
 
Try not to think of old lady lick lick and you'll be ok
 
I liked how each of the cars had not people in them, but just sterotypes.

"OH HELLO CAR OF LESBIAN OLD LADIES"

"OH HELLO CAR OF NUDISTS"

"OH HELLO CAR OF TYPICAL ENGLISH MAN WITH A HAT"

etc
 
How come they wernt all pasty and white, what with no sunlight for years an all?
 
Because it's THE FUTURE.
 
Ugh. I hadn't considered the lesbo OAP sex. I just thought it was a typical RTD thing to do.

The Tomtrek said:
I liked how each of the cars had not people in them, but just sterotypes.

"OH HELLO CAR OF LESBIAN OLD LADIES"

"OH HELLO CAR OF NUDISTS"

"OH HELLO CAR OF TYPICAL ENGLISH MAN WITH A HAT"

etc
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You forgot the stereotypical Japanese girls who like brightly coloured tat.
 
I thought lesbians just scissored!

LOL South Park rulz.
 
AND HOW COME there's so many humans anyway when Cassandra was supposed to be the "last human"? I suppose they're not "pure humans" or something, but they just HAPPEN to look and talk exactly like humans from five billion years earlier. NIT-PICKING IS FUN, TEE HEE!
 
Woah. You're totally right. WTF?!
 
Yes, technically they're not 'pure' humans like Cassandra was.

It's the same reason every single car in the traffic jam was EXACTLY THE SAME.

In otherwords BUUDDGGETTT.
 
Shame they had the budget to keep that guy Martha was stuck with clothed.

oliverfootballerwivesnaked.jpg
 
Oh man.

Now you know there's probably been a really akward moments where Russell T. Davies walked up to him on set and said

"Hey, yeah, how is it working on Doctor Who? Yeah...

So I really like your penis.

NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M GAY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I MEAN REALLY YOU'RE SUCH A HOMOPHOBE."
 
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