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Does a penis make you man?

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Or does a man make you a penis? That makes no sense. Or does it?
 
Does the penis I have in a jar make me a man?
 
Does it have a name, Cassie?
 
My penis has turned more than one man into a squealing little girl.

:kitty:
 
Big Paulie's Transgender Wand?
 
Its name is Precious.
 
MY PENIS IS CALLED DICK.
 
My Penis is named Wendy. And when it gets hard it reads Welcome to Jerkoffland. Have a Nice Day.
 
How does an E-penis factor into this?
 
I keep my penis in a hamster cage, his name is Archie. Sometimes he escapes and tries to find hiding spots, usually in people.
 
I keep my penis in a hamster cage, his name is Archie. Sometimes he escapes and tries to find hiding spots, usually in people.

I tried to find a pic of the South Park episode that Garrison grew a new penis on a mouse's back. Your post reminded me of that.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165711/?tag=Garrison
Link to a minute clip of his penis escaping fron its cage. Your situation similar?

nvm found a pic too
1205_mouse_return_2.jpg
 
LOL I'm just kidding. It actually turned me on a little to read what Eggs wrote.
 
My penis just quit. :(
 
Oh No! Is it connected to the Server?
 
But, what does a strapon penis do?
 
It straps on.
 
But, does it make you a man, or a lesbian?
 
It makes you more human than any of us.
 
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