Does anyone actually still use AskJeeves?

[CaptainWacky]

It has many spiders.

 

[Dr Dave]

Some people must or it would not be around.

These are probably the same people who still use AOL for their Internet.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Ask.com is pretty much a piece of shit.

I just searched "Is Jeeves gay?" to revive old giggles, but instead of a funny answer, I got
"We are currently experiencing an unusually large number of Web searches.
Please try your search again."

A search engine that can't search. Brilliant.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think Jeeves is cocooned in a duvet, sobbing.

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!

 

[Hambil]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol, "does anyone still use google anymore" is like asking "so does anyone breath that 'oxygen' stuff anymore?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

It doesn't even know who was top of the Wacky Hot One Hundred!

 

[Harkley]

http://uk.ask.com/dressupjeeves

DRESS UP JEEVES

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather eat poison.

 

[Cassie]

Jeeves has herpes.

 

[Dr Dave]

He got it from the maid.

 

[Conchaga]

Hambil, you're doing it wrong!

 

[Conchaga]

I like the third hit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thanks for pointing that out, wouldn't have noticed otherwise!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And it was even funnier after already reading it in Hambil's image.

 

[Conchaga]

Nobody appreciates me!

*wanks*

 

[headvoid]

"It's your chance to play stylist to one of the UK's biggest icons"

People like me write that crap and get paid for it.

Shall I shoot myself now?

 

[whisky]

Wouldnt you have to compose a snappy jingle first?

Tired of your life, dont want to see tomorrow?

Try new and improved bullet through the brain!

9 out of 10 vets recommend it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBE]Fz31JEepZU8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Now if they did that it'd just be ten minutes of Davina snorting at the name "sperm whale".