Does anyone else play with edam?

[whisky]

You know, you take a slice, carve it into a face, then call it mr cheese face, then have it talk in a geordie accent, then have it dare you to eat it, then bite a peice of it, then have it scream.

Or is that just me?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, THAT'S JUST YOU!!!

I do it with Cheddar. And the voice is that of Rowan Atkinson.

 

[Gagh]

Just you and SATAN'S MESSENGER, CHERYL BAKER, yes.

 

[Mentalist]

MONKEYLIPS

 

[whisky]

Its hilerous, when youve had a few, sober people dont find it that funny, but that serves them right for being sober

 

[Gagh]

WILL ENSIGN REDSHIRT PLEASE REPORT TO JULIAN CLARY'S DRESSING ROOM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I play with apples.

 

[Mentalist]

MUGGLETOES

 

[whisky]

Adams apples?

 

[Gagh]

APPLE MAN STOLE MY BANANA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BACON MAN RAPED SHAKIRA

 

[whisky]

Kevin!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Being lactose intolerant, I carve tofu instead.

 

[Gagh]

Being lactose intolerant

HOW THE HELL CAN I FANTASISE OVER YOUR MAN BOOBS SQUIRTING MAN-MILK INTO MY SWEATY JOWELS NOW?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pretend it's soy milk? Just don't stop suckling.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FRANCIS DOLARHYDE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NAKED ASIANS???

 

[whisky]

youth in asia?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like your slant on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU DAFT RACIST