Does anyone here have an identical twin cousin?

[CaptainWacky]

Or do they only exist on tv? You know, when an actor suddenly wants to show how DIVERSE they are by playing the identical twin cousin of their character, the only difference being the cousin has slightly different hair and a stupid accent? Like when Angela Lansbury played Jessica Fletcher's identical twin English cousin in Murder She Wrote, for example. Except that wasn't stupid.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or an identical twin father, grandfather, ancient ancestor or descendant?

 

[Gagh]

Or tortoise.

 

[headvoid]

There are only 5 tortoises in the world, they just swap them about a lot and no-one notices.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes they just use tortoise-shaped rocks.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Last year there was a mottled woolly jumper sold on eBay that had been "George the tortoise" on Blue Peter for many a year. Kids are so fucking gullible.

 

[Gagh]

George the Tortoise was my Nan's first husband, bless her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Lucky escape, you could've been born 1/4 brown pullover.

 

[Cassie]

I HAVE COUSINS WHO ARE IDENTICAL TWINS BUT I DON 'T THINK THAT COUNTS

 

[Gagh]

Tortoises hide secrets under their shells. World secrets.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They know who destroyed the Blue Peter garden. George the Sweater told them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCKING GET ON TOPIC.

 

[headvoid]

I'm locking this you bunch of cunts.

Honestly, I am dissapointed in you all and your ability to have a structured conversation.

If I wasn't being paid a gazillion dollars to run this section I would have left.

In fact I am leaving, take this as a final resignation note.

I am Canadian.

 

[Ishcabittle]

do y'all fellers like birch trees? i do. i like their barks, but not their bites LOL OMG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STAR TREK DID A VARIATION ON THIS WITH EVERYONE IN THE SOONG FAMILY LOOKING THE SAME, EVEN THE ROBITS

 

[Mirah]

Television sucks.
Writing Sucks.
Acting Sucks!
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!

 

[Mirah]

I was just playing my twin up there.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

STAR TREK DID A VARIATION ON THIS WITH EVERYONE IN THE SOONG FAMILY LOOKING THE SAME, EVEN THE ROBITS

T'Pol's grandmother looked exactly like her in Carbon Creek and Picard's ancestor who fought at Trafalgar looked just like him but with hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robert had a handsome twin who posed for all the photographs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Come to think of it, Picard as a child was an identical twin of his nephew René (except in Generations, where Michael McIntyre played the role).