Does anyone know any good domestic violence jokes?

[headvoid]

I mean some really belly ache ones about someone slapping their missus round the place.

I really need to hear one.

 

[Dean Venture]

Why did OJ kill Nichole?

Because the bitch had it coming.

I didn't get it, but Bock Samson thought it was funny.

 

[Cassie]

Well I found a few.. http://bitterlittleman.blogspot.com/2004_04_11_bitterlittleman_archive.html


"Everyone'll give you a reason to fuck them up. Shit, there's a good reason to push an old man down the stairs. Just don't do it"
- Chris Rock

"So I'm sittin' in a bar, and I see this woman. And I say to myself, 'Why not go bug the shit out of her.' So I'm walkin' over there - I'm wearing clogs - and I notice she's got a black eye, a shiner. And I'm thinking, 'Great, she doesn't listen.'"
- Dave Attel

"So we go back to her place, and we end up having sex doggy style. Hey, I didn't plan it that way, that's just how she ended up passing out."
- Dave's corollary to the above joke

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

oldie but goodie

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing,you've already told her twice.

 

[Sarek]

Variation;

Q. Why did the woman have two black eyes?

A: She didn't listen the first time.

 

[jack]

How do you make white trash scream three times?

You beat the living shit out of her.

You fuck her hard just afterwards.

You wipe your dick off on her curtains.

 

[headvoid]

Surprised Conchaga and Mentalist don't have a few to tell. Their last one was hilarious.

 

[starguard]

 

[Conchaga]

Surprised Conchaga and Mentalist don't have a few to tell. Their last one was hilarious.

Anyway, I hit her so hard I knocked her out.