Does anyone know any good polish jokes

Consumer

Elder Statesman
Watch "Raising Arizona" for some great ones.

Or not.
 

Consumer

Elder Statesman
Yes, and a very funny one.

Except for the Polish jokes.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
So, that was you stuck on that escalator for two hours during the blackout last week?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I heard you got your wife an armpit braiding kit for her birthday.

Smart man!
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Hey, I'm one-quarter Polish!

That means I get to tell these jokes!

I'm also half-German and one-quarter English, so that means I can tell jokes about all three of those nationalities!
 

Internet Troll

New Member
Hey, I'm one-quarter Polish!

That means I get to tell these jokes!

I'm also half-German and one-quarter English, so that means I can tell jokes about all three of those nationalities!
its the reason why i think you are so awesome :)
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You know how we beat you fuckers in WW2?

You'd throw your grenades over, we'd pull the pins out and throw them back.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
The Polish are not on the list of persons Donovan has requested I insult before I take my leave of absence from Troll Kingdom.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Im coming to the island!
 
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