Does anyone know any good polish jokes

['Gear]

how old are you shit head ?

10 ?

anyway whatever country you in i would love to be in and take peoples jobs cause i dont get paid much in krakow

I'm 9, but I'm gifted. I live in California so you're going to have to complete for the opportunity to steal a job.

 

[Malarky]

Complete what? The jobs the Mexicans couldn't finish because they got busted by La Migra?

 

[eloisel]

La Migra?

 

['Gear]

Complete what? The jobs the Mexicans couldn't finish because they got busted by La Migra?

Compeet. Thanks for the correction. Speling corrections always do so much mor for the corrector then the correctee.

 

['Gear]

La Migra?

Immigration/Border Patrol/ICE

 

[Malarky]

Immigration/Border Patrol/ICE

This. And La Migra just seems to fit better as a name than the above three titles.

 

[Internet Troll]

You know how we beat you fuckers in WW2?

You'd throw your grenades over, we'd pull the pins out and throw them back.

we may not have the strongest army in the world but we are clever when it comes to war

dipshit..

 

[Internet Troll]

I'm 9, but I'm gifted. I live in California so you're going to have to complete for the opportunity to steal a job.

phhhfff i was joking...

 

[Internet Troll]

Complete what? The jobs the Mexicans couldn't finish because they got busted by La Migra?

people in arizona are completely racist fuckwits..

 

[Face_Raping_Bat]

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lol
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish bicycle
LOL
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Blowjob
!!!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Broadway Show
"polish broadway "
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gross
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Condom
yuck and ouchie
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish donut farmer
lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish exit
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Falcon
lol
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish grenade
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish hammer
for Trekkies
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Home Run
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Jedi
lolwut
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OW
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Laundromat
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Lemonade Stand
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polish Mafia
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish menage trois
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polish kid
sound familiar?

 

[jack]

we may not have the strongest army in the world but we are clever when it comes to war

dipshit..

I'm a dipshit? Ask your father why he's missing 3 fingers from his left hand?

 

[Malarky]

people in arizona are completely racist fuckwits..

Um, no. And, to wit, 'Gear was talking about California anyway, not Arizona.

 

[Internet Troll]

I'm a dipshit? Ask your father why he's missing 3 fingers from his left hand?

FUCK YOU IN THE NECK RETARD

 

[Malarky]

You Dance splendidly.

 

[jack]

another classic.