Does Coney Island have many cones?

[CaptainWacky]

It would make my day if it did.

 

[Gagh]

Is the big inflatable elephant made out of dead astronauts still there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

what about the statue of Martin Luthor King "if he was a white man" made out of Vin Diesel's money?

 

[Gagh]

What about the papier mache giant dick made of money entering a papier mache Statue of Liberty's arse made of money, with the caption of "Wesley Snipes' Tax $ put to good use for your viewing pleasure".

 

[Cassie]

I'm pretty sure the giant paper mache dick was replaced with one made of hotdogs.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hot dog dicks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about the "rollercoasters" which is actually a pile of soiled pillows held together by "spit glue" (spit, basically) which children have to dive onto from the top of a fifteen foot ladder (same one used by Jeff Hardy at WrestleMania 17, fact fans!) for a "fun-thrilled-fun-ride you fucking BASTARDS"?

 

[Uranium 4]

Or the 'test your strength' machine made out of dead Mexicans shot whilst attempting a border crossing?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or the "puke bucket" which is a bucket for being sick in...strapped to a cow?

 

[Gagh]

Coney Island: One dyslexic's vision of a racist, separatist theme park.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL YEAH

Coney Island: HOME OF THE WASHING MACHINE MAN