Does Michael Cera run in every movie he's in?

[Tisiphone]

I think so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pretty much. Because he knows that genetically he will become pear-shaped at an early age. He fears his future as a limited character actor.

 

[Tisiphone]

I fear his porno mustache in his new film.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Same here. I can't look at the adverts. hpsad:

 

[Tisiphone]

These eyes have seen a lot of tears

 

[Gagh]

He's been in so much stuff lately, he's getting on my tits now.

 

[Tisiphone]

I take it that's not a good thing?

*looks down at tits and wants someone to get on them*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another fifty movies like this and he's in danger of being typecast!