Does my cat love me?

[headvoid]

Merchant Bankers have Cat DNA injected into their body.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

but then a great many people eat cats which kinda balances it out, doesn't it?

 

[Loktar]

but then a great many Asian people eat cats which kinda balances it out, doesn't it?

Damn Mongolians!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Hambil's cat love me? It keeps rubbing up to my crotch.

 

[headvoid]

Hambils Cat did a full lap dance for me last week.

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought that was just some chick in a cat suit.

 

[starguard]

Sometimes I think the only reason cats are so tolerant of humans, is because they know that their ancestors used to eat ours!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hambil's cat just beat me at Mario Kart.

 

[Dr Dave]

You dared to play Mario Kart with a cat...

What were you thinking!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll take anything I can get.

 

[Dr Dave]

Clearly...

 

[headvoid]

Bastard lapdancing Mario Kart winning cat!

(I personally think this should be QOTW)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It didn't scratch me for no reason like everyone here claims cats do, though.

 

[Dr Dave]

All apart of his/her plan.

 

[Cassie]

CaptainWacky is the CAT WHISPERER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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