Does the carpet match the drapes?

[Grandtheftcow]

Now here's a hair topic.

 

[Blondie]

Nope. Carpet's red.

 

[The Question]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE -- shit, what were we doing again?

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Nope. Carpet's red.

Firecrotch eh.

 

[Caitriona]

ah yep, I always match.

 

[RWC]

I don't have a carpet. Just hard wood.

 

[Blondie]

Firecrotch eh.

Four alarm, baby.

 

[Sarek]

Four alarm, baby.

We need proof. Video preferred, but photos will suffice.

 

[Blondie]

We need proof. Video preferred, but photos will suffice.

You haven't even kissed me yet.

 

[The Question]

We'll let CU test it. If it turns out she really is a redhead, well... he'll be remembered among the honored dead.

 

[Blondie]

We'll let CU test it. If it turns out she really is a redhead, well... he'll be remembered among the honored dead.

Hey, maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I think I should be the one who determines who tests it. Am I wrong here? Hmmm?

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Choose SaDiablo. That girl craves any kind of attention.

 

[The Question]

You can be wrong, if you wanna be.

 

[Blondie]

Choose SaDiablo. That girl craves any kind of attention.

I used to float that direction every now and then, but, well. Kids in the house these days, you know. Gotta be responsible.

 

[Blondie]

You can be wrong, if you wanna be.

Yeah well, alrighty then Mr. Man!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I used to float that direction every now and then, but, well. Kids in the house these days, you know. Gotta be responsible.

Then the kids can.... no wait that joke can't go anywhere good.

 

[Blondie]

Don't go there, cow.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Don't go there, cow.

Well as long as someone else verifies it for Sarek. You don't have to tell us about what age the person was who checked.

 

[The Question]

The Question used to be mildly upset at the prospect that Irish Spring soap might not even be sold in Ireland. And then he realized, well why WOULD they sell it there? What kind of profits could they possibly expect? Surely no better than they would get by selling French Faggot cologne in Paris, or British Subway brand shampoo in London, or American Dorkwad aftershave in Redmond.