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Does The Iron Sheik hate you?

I like the way he goes on and on about how great Michael Jackson is in one entry then the very next entry IS Michael!
 
i talked to sheiks managers about booking him, it's 1500-2000 dollars, for 1 1/2 hour show, you have to feed him and fly him out there.



in case any of you plan to GO FOR IT
 
He hates Virgil.

I love the black people. i love the Martin Luther king. But any mother fucker like piece of garbage Virgil i kill them like oj simpson. virgil worst black person in the world. he worst than michael jackson alive. michael jackson dead i love him forever. virgil that motherfucker he worse than mel gibson, he worse than osama bin laden. he worse black person in the world. fuck him
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How can I make Katy Perry be my girlfriend?

—Omar Lucero

Bubba. Excellent question. Simple answer bubba. 1 you have the money you have the sex like the bill Clinton. 2 you sing music like the lady rob Thomas. 3 you pretend you give a fuck about movie the notebook you cry than she like you. If you don't have the sex with the Katy after that than you can go fuck yourself
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Good advice!
 
Got any advice for a chilli-eating contest?

Mick Knowles

Bubba, you eat the chilli. You %10000 wear the diapers. You shit your pants worse than the Paula Deen. You be ready in case you become biggest chilli eat jabroni like the Tito Santana.



What is the best way to solve a 'Paper Champ' problem?

—Dee Jay Tetro

Paper champ never fucking real world champ. You fucking slap the fucking mosquito dick paper champ with your backhand and then that dumb bitch finished.



How do you feel about the Ultimate Warrior getting inducted into the WWE hall of fame?

Gina Frescott

Ultimate Warrior. He have the sex for the money. He put the steroid in his ass for fun. He paint his face like fucking clown. He never respect the other wrestlers. He fuck with the company. He never show people the respect. Now he go to Hall of fame? He go to hall of fame for low life piece of shit raisin balls cocksucker and one day he go to hall of fame of hell. I don't like him. I don't respect him. he never pay for his due. This way I don’t give a fuck. He make my company money. They know best. Fuck him still.



How do I get my girl to stop nagging without using the sleeper hold?

Jose Moledo

Bubba the lady don't fucking show you the respect you suplex her and you tell her get the fuck out of the car take a fucking walk. You are the legend. Not her.



Raccoons keep getting into my trash. How do I stop them?

Emily Donaldson

FUCK THE RACOONS. BUBBA YOU TAKE THE FUCKING POISON YOU PUT JABRONI CHEESEBURGER THEN THEY EAT THE CHEESEBURGER THEY BECOME MICHAEL VICK DOG.
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"you suplex her and you tell her get the fuck out of the car"
 
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