Dog Question.

[ernie]

ernie has had this little Dachshund dog for about two (2) years now. Everything has been going quite well, but one day ernie noticed (what appears to be an abnormality) with his testicles. e don't know what size they are supposed to be for a dog his age/size. But this motherfuckers hung like a Clydesdale.

ernie was watching him play in the lawn the other day, and e swears it looked like he was draggin a pair of Shaquille O'neil's nuts behind him. They left a trail thru the lawn.

However, they don't appear to trouble him in any kind of way. e just dont think its right. Usually ernie has dealt with larger breeds, but this is e's first with this breed.

TIA!

L8 e

 

[ernie]

L8 e

 

[starguard]

I'd find him a hot bodied poodle.. quick!!

 

[Blindgroping]

Actually, Dachshund's have naturally big nuts.
If you are worried, take him to a vet.

Don't worry, the vet won't luagh at you for worrying about your dog's nuts.

But we may.

 

[Enkephalen]

Buy your Weiner Dog a speedo - all the lady dogs will be after him. Or is that the gay dogs?

 

[starguard]

ernie has had this little Dachshund dog for about two (2) years now. Everything has been going quite well, but one day ernie noticed (what appears to be an abnormality) with his testicles. e don't know what size they are supposed to be for a dog his age/size. But this motherfuckers hung like a Clydesdale.

ernie was watching him play in the lawn the other day, and e swears it looked like he was draggin a pair of Shaquille O'neil's nuts behind him. They left a trail thru the lawn.

However, they don't appear to trouble him in any kind of way. e just dont think its right. Usually ernie has dealt with larger breeds, but this is e's first with this breed.

TIA!

L8 e

Is he hung like THIS

 

[Mr. Anus-Hole]

I hope he is ok, that really sounds painful.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

ernie has had this little Dachshund dog for about two (2) years now. Everything has been going quite well, but one day ernie noticed (what appears to be an abnormality) with his testicles. e don't know what size they are supposed to be for a dog his age/size. But this motherfuckers hung like a Clydesdale.

ernie was watching him play in the lawn the other day, and e swears it looked like he was draggin a pair of Shaquille O'neil's nuts behind him. They left a trail thru the lawn.

However, they don't appear to trouble him in any kind of way. e just dont think its right. Usually ernie has dealt with larger breeds, but this is e's first with this breed.

TIA!

L8 e

The problem I have seen, and you get this with JR's on occasion too, is they seem to have the boy bits of a mid size breed, yet they are a fairly small dog. Probably makes him popular with all the bitches, he won the dog lottery I guess. :y_crazy: