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Dogs SMELL

No, inspectors would find small balls. Big balls are just THERE, MAN.
 
After the robot uprising, I wonder if they'll keep humans as pets?

I also often wonder if they'll someday post a forum topic about how much we stink.
 
Of course if you cut your dogs nose off it would no longer smell
 
Dogs kick ass, as they are useful. You can use a dog for home protection, drug sniffing, pitfighting, pig hunting, sex [if you are into animals] and many more things.

Cats, as I've said before, do nothing and people love them. They are the Paris Hilton of the pet world. They are useless for everything except kicking and they will only love you when they feel like it or you're about to feed them. Spoilt whores.
 
HAHAHA The bitter words of someone who gets ignored by cats!

[ask farmers how useful cats are].


BUT YES DARLING THEY ARE SIMPLY GORGEOUS FOR GORGEOUSNESS' SAKE
 
I like cats but I'm allergic to them, so they have to stay outside. They're fun to watch from a sneeze safe distance. One of my yard cats loves feet, he will rub on your feet every step you try to take. I know he's secretly trying to knock me down!

Eggs is correct! The cat's balls are huge, like those big jaw breakers. They make bongo sounds when he walks.
 
Cats are easier to do wrestling moves on too.
 
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