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Don't Be Nervous

Gonad

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I couldn't see your face but I asked later and was able to confirm that you burst into laughter at the mention of putting the pictures up on his MySpace page. Did your face turn red?
 
Do socially unacceptable topics creep you out? Probably not because you're here.
 
If I'd been single I would have cupped your face in my hands and smiled (looking into your eyes) and then kissed you goodnight, chastely but with feeling.
 
I used to be a good kisser but I spent four years with a poor kisser and now I'm not so great. I was planning on calling up a couple of old standbys while I was single again but I got roped away too quickly and so I still need practice.
 
I would have called them up and said; "Now, I don't want us to have sex, but I was hoping you'd do me a favor and help me re-learn how to kiss well. I'm willing to offer you $20 if I'm pleased with the improvements in my technique."
 
Now that you're not in public, have you gone back to picture the old posts? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahahha
 
It's always kind of odd to see and hear him play, he only played for me once, last summer one night he played one song for me, since we were having a discussion about guitar playing technique. Other than that time I've only seen him holding a guitar in pictures, old videos, and twice in person. Once with you there. In the rock band they had a different guitar player.
 
Until I gather more information, here is the kind of sex that I think would be best for Love Child:

A variation on sensory deprivation. Tie her up (hands and feet to themselves, not to anything else) and blindfold; silence. Maybe something like ice or just the teensiest hint of sharps, and then plenty of intensive TLC, long slow kisses, licks, attention all over every inch of her body, and very slow nice loving sex. In total silence of course. I bet all the heavy breathing in the silence would turn her on a lot.

Am I wrong? Correct me!
 
Not everytime, needs to be mixed up with lots of FUCK YEAH FUCK ME HARD NOW sex, but I bet one session would be incredible.
 
I was very experimental with my wife, and my taste for the kinky stuff has declined.

But what you're describing doesn't seem to far out there...
 
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