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dont cross the streams

WHY ARE THE JEWS TRYING TO STEAL OUR WATER?
 
MAYBE THEY'RE THIRSTY
 
Water is the gift of life.
 
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.
 
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD FORGED WACKY'S AXE.
 
AND ON THE NINTH DAY HE CREATED ELF RAPE
 
And on the 10th day, SADISTIC GNOMES!
 
OAND ON THE 11TH DAY, THE SADISTIC GNOMES RAPED THE ELVES WITH WACKY'S AXE.
 
I THINK THE GNOMES ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL
 
Now, now...let's leave my husband out of this.
 
Haha... would've given you some TKarma... grrr
 
Now, that...is the work of my husband. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Aule the smith created the dwarves.
 
AND THE DWARVES RAPED THE ELVES AND THE GNOMES... ON THE 13TH DAY, i THINK
 
Treebeard or Tom Bombadil: who's eldest!?

(It's Tom.)
 
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