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Don't do this
- Thread starter Dr Dave
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
That teacher probably never got an apple from one of her students. POOR THING.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Sounds like the beginnings of a Stephen King book.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Back in my day teachers used to flick lit matches onto students all the time AND WE THANKED THEM FOR IT.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
My Catholic school was progressive. The nuns were no longer allowed to hit us, so they simply learned how to humiliate us and destroy our psyches through mental torture instead. THOSE SCAMPS!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's what Jesus would have wanted.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yes, the White Jesus that came over on the Mayflower.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The real Jesus was actually pretty fat. They don't mention that in the Bible.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
All that enriched WHITE flour and refined WHITE sugar.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He ate crisps on the Cross.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He rose thanks to generous amounts of yeast.