CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
An hour of extra WANKING TIME if you live in the UK and masturbate.
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Don't forget to set your COCKS back tonight!
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
For one week -- our cocks go back Nov. 1st.OMG CHAT WILL BE OUT OF SYNC
Mirah
I love you
I will think of you
when I lose an hour
both
for wanking
and
because we do not get to set our clocks back!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
TIME STANDS STILL IN THE MOUNTAINS.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Also I'll be even later tonight because of Fargo.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
In 1999, the time change thwarted plans for a terrorist bombing in Israel. The West Bank was on Daylight Saving Time while Israel had just switched back to standard time. The changeover confused the terrorists who'd set the timers on the bombs. The bombs were planted but detonated an hour early, killing three terrorists.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm just going to believe that's true without looking it up!
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I don't particularly care for standard time, imho.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We should have one global time and it should be the time it is now in my house.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
WST! (Wacky Standard Time)
Well, I left Oklahoma
Driving in a Pontiac,
Just about to lose my mind.
I was going to Arizona,
Maybe on to California
Where people all live so fine.
My mother says I'm crazy,
My baby calls me lazy,
But I'm gonna show them all this time
'Cause you know I ain't no fool and
I don't need no more damn schoolin'.
I was born to just walk the line.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
So there I was in Hollywood,
Thinking I was doing good,
Talking on the telephone line.
They don't want me in the movies
And nobody sings my songs;
My mama says my baby's doing fine.
So then I started wanking,
Then I started thinking
That I really had a flash this time.
That I had no business leaving,
And nobody would be grieving;
You see I'm on Wacky time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
Driving in a Pontiac,
Just about to lose my mind.
I was going to Arizona,
Maybe on to California
Where people all live so fine.
My mother says I'm crazy,
My baby calls me lazy,
But I'm gonna show them all this time
'Cause you know I ain't no fool and
I don't need no more damn schoolin'.
I was born to just walk the line.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
So there I was in Hollywood,
Thinking I was doing good,
Talking on the telephone line.
They don't want me in the movies
And nobody sings my songs;
My mama says my baby's doing fine.
So then I started wanking,
Then I started thinking
That I really had a flash this time.
That I had no business leaving,
And nobody would be grieving;
You see I'm on Wacky time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Living on Wacky Time.
Gonna set my watch back to it
'Cause you know that I've been through it.
Living on Wacky Time.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Let the mystery be.