Don't forget to set your COCKS back tonight!

[CaptainWacky]

An extra hour of WANKING TIME if you live in an applicable country!

 

[jack]

LOL next week for us

 

[Cassie]

WE'RE GONNA BE OUT OF SYNC

 

[Mirah]

I hate that it isn't this weekend anymore. It was always fun going to that Halloween party or dance and having that extra hour to whore it up in the costume.

 

[Dr Dave]

Argh!

 

[Love Child]

I wish I had a cock










Said no one inside the chicken house

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish I had a cock

(next week)

 

[Loktar]

I wish I had a cock










Said no one inside the chicken house

I wish I had a Devil's doorbell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

OFFICIALLY OUT OF SYNC

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Seriously, can we do away with this nonsense once and for all?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm setting mine back to 1775 when the country had balls and the chicks didn't.

 

[I Love Cunt]

There were some lovely balls.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Oh I'm just a girl
crazy for this world

 

[I Love Cunt]

What it feels like

For

A

Girl

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm setting mine back to 1065 before those fucking Normans conquested us with their arrows.

 

[Mirah]

But does anybody have a clock anymore?

 

[Loktar]

But does anybody have a clock anymore?

Yes. I do. I have my alarm clock and my Yuengling beer/golf clock.

 

[Dr Dave]

Daylight savings time is such an outdated and idiotic idea.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The microwave clock and the oven clock are the only things that need to be reset by hand. Everything else is smart enough to do it alone.