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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Completely superfluous thread posted out of ritual!

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All the cocks in my house are now forward. However, while on the tube earlier I saw their cock had remained in its winter position. They won’t be losing any sleep over it.
 
I thought with phones now no one could ever CLAIM to be an hour late because they didn't set their clock foward. However, the plastic surgeon perorming my penis enlargement surgery today was an hour late and he said "...you're not going to believe this!" when he came running in, as I stood there, my un-enlarged lad in my hand, completely unamused.
 
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Is this the same genius who took out an ad saying "TAKE 20% OFF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!" a couple months ago?
 
Is there a bag of dicks in the house?
 
And now they've given me two cocks of below average size instead of enlarging my one cock of below average size. What am I going to do with two cocks!
 
Woa
Twice the fun!
 
SWORDFIGHT! (if they can bend that way)
 
They also removed my testicles and grafted them onto my ears for some reason. Kind of like it.
 
Built-in earrings! HOW TGRENDY
 
Does hurt when my I lie on my side in bed...
 
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