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"Don't stay out late" he said.

Went for a walk
and watched the deer as they ate and napped.
12 of them so far this morning.
We will say goodbye to some long term residences this morning
2 legged, not 4 legged
and we will welcome 3 new staff members today.
 
The woman of the house seems unhappy
not content
she complains quit a bit
moves the furniture
changes out the rug
always moving things
complaining about the decorations on the wall
but doing nothing
saying, "We cannot have guests over, there is no room"
What is wrong with these people?
Who are these people
that they think
the
guests
care
about the fucking picture on the wall?
These people cannot be made to be happy. I will not try.
 
Men are never unhappy are they?
I never hear a guy saying, "Honey we can't have guests over, the garage isn't clean yet" Or "We better plant some flowers first"
Actually I know one man who needs to have things perfect before other things can happen. It is fascinating to me, I don't bother with these things anymore.
 
Men don't really have "guests". They have buddies for football, poker or the man-cave in general. Women have guests. We're trying to show off our recipes. It;'s warm. It's cozy. They are not necessarily friends, but boy can they eat. We beam at them silently, elated by the compliments. They are grateful for the free meal that's better than Denny's or IHop. Of course, in NYC, we all live in tiny apartments. A toilet in a broom closet, A hallway, and a large kitchen. The tub's in the kitchen. " OMG! I love what you did with this walled off corridor!" We put up with it for hawt guys and free speech. But if you take the train North, past Pelham, you'll find a shopping mall and Dennys on the midnight shift.
 
The woman of this house wants to have many guests. She even puts out towels for five people it seems and it is only I that will be here overnight. There are 10 pillows on the bed and decorations everywhere.
 
I like this thread bump.
The last place I was speaking of was my sisters! :D Sooo many pillows. : ) But I never took a picture.
 
Reminds me of this Japanese/Asian/Fusion restaurant here in the Village. Pillow seating in some of the private dining rooms.
 
I've always wanted to have pillow style seating in my house. I thought I wanted a similar type bed until I tried it for a week and decided it wasn't for me. Now i would like to have those small tables with higher chairs in my dining room, I think that would be fun.
 
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