Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 -Season 2

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
October 23rd is still YEARS away.

I heard Luther has been updated to MAIN CAST MEMBER.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BACK TONIGHT (might have already been on by the time I made this post.)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Tranq sex, it's consentual!

The trailer is upon us. I don't know what kind of trailers you have in England, but here, they have parks so bad that there are pumpkins invading on the outside and the toilet spits up turds on your sweater.

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Macolm in the Middle enters wearing...a tasteful pantsuit.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why are those hippos always sleeping?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Everyone said to me don't sign onto a chick flick where you fall in love with a giant pink puppet but I said NO...I need the money."
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"One more word and Brenda gets a smackwich."
 
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